insert profuse swearing here

Happy fucking birthday to me.

My birthday is Saturday.

I am working Thursday through Monday.

So angry there aren't words right now, and not just about work.

Lyrics catching in my mind right now:

"Are you gonna turn me on/or are you gonna turn on me?" (Vitamin C)

...and also that part of the Bloodhound gang song where they're just saying "Die" over and over again.