Sample conversations between Ty-chu and I:
(I was going to write something for him, and made the following threat.)
CranberryNoMiko: *shakes fist* Don't make me break out the realism
shyft9: no mistress! anything but that!
CranberryNoMiko: *raised eyebrow* Mistress?
CranberryNoMiko: I don't think I could domme my way out of a wet paper bag, babe.
Yes, this is a -- I can't stress this enough -- normal conversation between us. He's like... my bosom buddy with no bosom.