I've had a rubbishy couple of days. Smashed a crappy glass flour container and got a bunch of cuts on my hands. Then this morning, I spilled an entire french press of near-boiling coffee down my left leg. It stings, but I'm dosed on painkillers.
Yeah, that's most of what's going on here. Me, harming myself. Mom said if I injure myself once more, I'm banned from the kitchen.
Right! Slow, careful movements. *fixes lunch in slow motion*