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Why yes, I AM trying to maim myself....

I've had a rubbishy couple of days. Smashed a crappy glass flour container and got a bunch of cuts on my hands. Then this morning, I spilled an entire french press of near-boiling coffee down my left leg. It stings, but I'm dosed on painkillers.

Yeah, that's most of what's going on here. Me, harming myself. Mom said if I injure myself once more, I'm banned from the kitchen.

Right! Slow, careful movements. *fixes lunch in slow motion*



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May. 15th, 2006 12:57 pm (UTC)
Like Underwater Ballet, If You Must!
Good heavens! Going straight for the high damage stuff, huh? If it was me, I'd do one more small thing and get banned... *hangs head* but that would be wrong. LOL
May. 15th, 2006 03:58 pm (UTC)
You mean I can't even breathe?!
Yeah, I'd love to get myself banned, especially with the Mountain O' Dishes (tm) piling up by the sink. But! It's pretty much my main job -- kitchen slave -- so I don't dare.
May. 16th, 2006 03:10 am (UTC)
Hi there
Good to read your updates! I am sending you good thoughts. Yes, be careful. Let me know when you get back. Too bad Mom isn't home yet, but she needs you, and is probably incredibly grateful to have you there. Victoria
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