Of all the people I know, only my friend (and ex of about five YEARS ago) called to wish me a happy birthday. Kinda disappointing, but I forgot a birthday earlier this month, so I'll call it bad karma.
Epilogue the First: In Which Everyone Arrives Where They Need to Be [text removed] ...I can't believe I sent this to my grandmother.
Chapter Nineteen: In Which a Number of Unlikely People Leave a Hotel [text removed] This one's way too short.
Chapter Eighteen: In Which You Should Probably Just Relax [text removed] Should I have have an army of trained animators at my disposal, I'm…