I've figured out how to put my hair up into a slightly messy bun with nothing but... a pencil! Yes, I'm having way too much fun with this. When I first managed it, I put my hair up and then pulled the pencil out and did the Baywatch-style hair toss. (Russell says it's sexy, woo!) I did this three or four times in a row. Yeah, I'm a dork.
...Yeah, I don't want to talk about anything else that's going on. It's less awesome than my hair style.