Cranberry no Miko (cranberrynomiko) wrote,
Cranberry no Miko
cranberrynomiko

Dear People of Earth...

Having finished construction on my evil fortress, I am now accepting applications for the positions of minion and/or consort. Please choose your wording with care, as unsuccessful applications will be met with abrupt drops into my alligator pit or, if the alligators are suffering from indigestion, a quick shot from my death ray.










I eagerly await your offers of total, unquestioning servitude.


XOXO,

Dread Queen Rachel
Tags: silliness
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