Cranberry no Miko (cranberrynomiko) wrote,
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From the 1969 Betty Crocker Cookbook

Breakfast Specials

Mary's sleeping over! Jim's bringing a girl home from college! You've asked friends to come for brunch after church. Or you just woke up this morning so full of goodwill that you wanted to make the day special. That's the day for any one of the good things in this section. (Our testers tell us they're delicious!) Spread this morning sunshine all through the day--any time's a good time for these coffee companions. And they're just as good with a glass of milk, a cup of tea or even a mug of soup!



I mean, good grief, look at all those exclamation points. The mind boggles.
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