Maria-chan gave me this great little program (Todo Manager) for organizing homework and such, and so I cheerily typed in all my homework. After I was done, I looked at the number of assignments I typed in. (It's listed at the bottom of the program, how spiffy!)

27 assignments. Twenty-seven. When did this happen? Two of them are due *tomorrow* and I haven't even started. I'm in trouble now. I think I'll be working frantically now. Sleep, it's been nice knowin' ya. Goodbye. ~.~ Computer, sayounara. Playstation2, sayounara. Manga, sayounara. Social life, sayounara. Sleep, sayounara. Homework-san, douzo yoroshiku onegaishimasu. Hontou ni.

Please, someone, allow me to beat my head against the wall until I fall unconscious.